Don’t eat your friends.
I made a friend recently. *shock horror*
Her name is Little Moo. She is a calf who lives at the farm where my lady wife rides her pony.
She's lovely. Affectionate. And has beautiful big pretty brown eyes.
And, unsurprisingly, I no longer wish to eat steak. But I'm not going veggie… I have no problem eating chickens, as they're horrible creatures that are at their best when dead and covered in garlic butter.
But not Moo. I want to save Little Moo from her eventual journey to the butcher's hook…. I wonder how I could go about that.
Our pet tally is going to increase, I suspect… three cats, with a new kitten coming soon, and then possibly a cow? At least the cats need never be short of milk.
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- April 24, 2006 / 10:07 pm
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